Long time since I wrote anything on this blog. So lets me start clearing off the cobwebs and write again eh? Its going to be cuntfest blog post about cunts who have hogged the scandalous limelight so er....be prepared I guess.

Loads of things have happened since the last time I blogged. Babies have been born, people have become parents, I'm starting to clear my off and leave, Ahmad has actually lost weight, Michael Jackson is dead, Liang Po Po had a affair.....so many things have happened, so many things have changed.

So many things has changed, yet something still remains. The dumbness of SAF. Yes yes its probably a old story but the longer you're in the army, the more you start to think "why the fuck is everyone paying so much taxes when it all goes into these regulars pockets?" Now I know I have some regular friends, people like Marcus and Darius Koh(brother of Natalie Koh), but so far, they haven't been brainwashed yet so its not that bad. By brainwash, I mean total annihilation of ALL thought processes in a person, clearing out all his years of education, his parents/guardian painstaking and loving lessons of morals over the years down the drain. That is generally what happens when you stay in the army for too long.

The worst case in point are the warrant officers. Its amazing how most of them think they actually have power and act like they're in charge. You know the irritating kind of person who is asked to implement his bosses ideas but acts like he thought of them in the first place and tries to appear smart but fails miserably. Yes those kind of people. The kind you really feel like punching, and if you can't, just punching the wall beside them would help to ease your anger. After working almost all their life to get where they are, some young 19yo punk goes through 9 months of training and becomes higher ranking than them. Which is kinda sad actually. Some of them know their place, they know that well, they aren't high up so lets not act like that, lets treat everyone nice because I'm in no position not to anyway. Those at least you can sympathize with. After all everyone makes mistakes like signing on in the army as a specialist(sergeants and warrant officers), as long as you acknowledge it and work on redeeming yourself.

Enough of the army though. If you ask me for the most interesting stories I have about my army life, I am sad to say but I have none. Ok maybe some minor interesting stories, but I'll save that for the next entry(whenever that may be).

Anyhow, any one noticed that the past 6months or so has pretty much been scandal after scandal? First Tiger Woods, then John Terry then (C)Ashley Cole Liang Po Po. Let me start by giving my 2 cents worth about the scandal closest to home.

So we start with the overhyped Jack Neo/Liang Po Po/Liang Si Mei scandal. Firstly, all I've got to say about this whole issue is WHAT A LOSER! How many girls did he try to get fresh with? Reportedly about 10. How many did he manage to snag? By his own admission, ONE! That is a mere 10% success rate. Furthermore, the only reason he managed to get that girl is because she's just desperate for some fame and wants to break into the celebrity business. I believe my 50+ old uncle who is a bus driver, is short, fat and in no imaginable way good looking has got a better success rate than Jack. Granted, he hits on women about 30 years plus minus but STILL! It just goes to show that most girls AREN'T that desperate, or maybe, and I think this is the more probable reason, Jack is really not good looking. It says a lot when I think he looks better as Liang Si Mei than when he's himself. However, should this scandal negatively impact him to the point of him deciding to quit the entertainment business and starting on a new career, I would recommend him to sign on as a Warrant Officer. I'm pretty convinced he could make a pretty good warrant officer. Overestimating oneself? Check. Lustful/tiko? Check. Not good looking? Check. Fat and unfit? Check. Has incredibly BAD ideas? Hell yeah(his movies suck. Period).

Oh yea, lets touch a little bit(though I'm pretty sure she'll like to be touched more) on the girl in the midst of the scandal, Wendy. She's the kind of girl that if you meet her in a club and she manages to seduce you and you intend to bring her to a hotel for some fun, but when you see her under better lighting you start to laugh and start feeling her groin area for a penis cause you think its some prank and that she's your friend dressed up as a girl trying to trick you but when you realise she's the real deal, start to feel all sick and queasy like a Iraqi prisoner being made to watch teletubbies. Nuff said.

Next we head on to the John Terry scandal. To summarise for those of you in the dark, John Terry is a Chelsea footballing cunt who slept with his (former)best friend, Wayne Bridge's wife. Which is kinda shitty even for him. I always knew JT was a first class poopface, the snivelling asswipe but this is probably a new low. I mean, its your best friend's wife, the mother of your best friend's kids. Imagine what trauma their kids would suffer when they grow up and know that their mother had sexual relations with someone like him. In fact, it wouldn't surprise me at all if tomorrow there are reports of JT having an affair with his team mate Didier Drogba's dog just so he could brag about fucking a horny bitch in bed. Wouldn't surprise me at all, I would probably just say "Oh, just another usual day of being John Cunterry" and leave it at that.

Is it also any coincidence that his Chelsea team mate, (C)Ashley Cole, one of the greediest footballer around also has been found cheating on his celebrity wife, Cheryl Cole? Just goes to show you what mixing around with people like JT everyday can do to you.

Alright, enough cunts for this post. I'm pretty sick of them. It would be too much to hope that retribution comes to them, cause we know that this world is made up of mostly assholes and that all the fuss made by the public is just another way to cover up their own misdeeds and guilt. For example, a husband who often gambles can now tell his wife that "Hey, at least I'm not Jack Neo" and the wife would forgive him and start thanking her lucky stars that at the very least, she isn't married to a fat, nerdy looking cheating cunt.

Right then, to end off this post on a positive note. Its gonna be the slightly mushy part again so don't read it if you don't want to. Just ignore the paragraph. Anyway, got to say that things with Jacinta is still good, we have definitely come a long way for 2 years, learnt more about each other and still spend quality time. Though NS life does disrupt us sometimes, she has been more than understanding and I thank her for that.

Well thats it I suppose. Hopefully this is the last episode of "The World's Biggest Cunts" I'll have to write about. I'll just end off by giving you this website which was incredibly being advertised on a Taxi---> http://www.catchcheatingspouse.sg/ . Pretty apt for this entry I believe.